Humble Bundle Valentine's Day Deal Offers Up An Array Of Dating Sims, Amazing Hatoful Boyfriend Merch

By Steve Buja , Updated Feb 13, 2015 11:27 AM EST

There is still a smidgen of time left to pick up something for that guy or gal who has captured your heart before the weight of societal expectations crushes you into a tiny, insecure wedge of double-guessing and worry.

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What I mean to say is relax, Humble has got your back. Assuming your particular special friend is into video games--if not, thanks for coming, but this might not help you all that much.

Many of the games and swag on offer for the next six days (perhaps unsurprisingly) are mostly from Japan, includng some in the more culturally-specific dating sim genre. A more safe version of going to a bar, without the need to actually go to a bar.

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Pay what you want and get Long Live The Queen, Analogue: A Hate Story (the follow up to the much more pleasant sounding Digital: A Love Story) and Go! Go! Nippon! - My First Trip To Japan, which is about the very definition of a dating simulator.

However, if you pay more than the average of $5.75, you can unlock three additional games, such as Roommates: The Deluxe Edition.

But that's not what you want to do. What you want to do is spend $8, so you can finally know the wonderful, slightly wrong, over-the-top and absurd experience that is...Hatoful Boyfriend, the pigeon dating sim.

It gets better.

I know, 'But Steve, how can it get any better than that?' Three words: Hatoful. Boyfriend. PILLOWCASES. Nor are we referring to wimpy regular pillowcases. These are full body affairs, and they're yours if you spend over $35.

Head over to the Humble page to check out all that is on offer, and Happy Valentine's Day.

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