iPhone 5 Rumors and Release Date - The Louis C.K. Theory

Jun 28, 2012 02:27 PM EDT | By Luke Caulfield

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  • (http://www.cleveland.com) Louis waxes philosophical on technology

Celebrities seem to always be the first to know the scoop on the hot new gadget, be it cars, phones, whatever. And Louis C.K. and the next-gen iPhone is no exception. He doesn't fall for faked renders, speculate on rumors, or beg for information from Apple like the rest of us. He knows what the score it.

Forget a bigger screen, lose the high security iOS, ditch the swappable camera lens. Abandon the retina display, a new back panel, NFC chips, the smaller dock connector, liquid metal, and the improved microphone. Throw out siri in the river (she can swim), and who cares if the next-gen phone is thinner, thicker, or makes French fries 8 different ways.

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The comic's comic, Louis C.K., has a better idea. Watch below as Louis shares his insights and thoughts with Jimmy Kimmel, on what Apple would never implement for its new iPhone.

Poor Selma, lucky Louis.

Louis recently sold $4.5 million worth of tickets in an astounding 45 minutes. If you got a chuckle out of Mr. C.K., the above clip just the tip of the iceberg. Make sure to check out his show "Louie" on FX. A new season starts tonight at 10 p.m.

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