Most games announce their upcoming DLC before the game has even come out. At the least, if your game doesn't support DLC within six months, is there even a point to making it in the first place? So when developer Running With Scissors announced that there will be additional content coming to their over-the-top gorefest Postal 2 - a game that came out 12 years ago - we were dumbfounded.
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But sure enough, Postal 2 has received an all new DLC pack! Man, do you even have Postal 2 still installed on your computer? No, of course you don't because you literally do not own the same computer that you did back then.
Titled 'Paradise Lost', the new pack once again puts you into a day of the life of Postal Dude (voiced by the original PD, Rick Hunter). This time, ten years have passed, and so has all of his wonderful, explody toys that he just can't wait to use on the teeming masses that stand in his way. Or, as the press release says, "Shoot, kick, fire-bomb and Piss your way through the days errands trying to find......toilet paper! A CLEAN ASS IS A HAPPY ASS!"
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Paradise Lost gives you a full Monday through Friday week of mayhem, with new weapons, dual-wielding power-ups, all new weather zones and loads of new boss fights.
"Our fans have given us so much and we proudly honor them with our version of unadulterated fun. We welcome all gamers, old and new, to play and deliver themselves from evil in the new Paradise Lost. We love you." Vince Desi, CEO at Running With Scissors said.
This has to be some kind of DLC record. The last DLC, Apocalypse Weekend, was released in 2005. Head over to Steam to pick up Paradise Lost, now on sale. It requires the original Postal 2 to play, but don't worry, you can pick that up for $0.99 today.
Don't go too crazy out there.
Just kidding.
