'Goat Simulator' Stats: Longest Playtime, Highest Score, Random Goat Facts [INFOGRAPHIC]
As part of its new Playfire Rewards program, digital retailer Green Man Gaming has released a detailed infographic for Goat Simulator, the most important release of our generation, or any other.
We have all sorts of fun goat facts, showing off how many achievements were earned, the highest score, and more. One of the most impressive facts revealed by this is that every single person who had bought Goat Simulator has played it. That may not sound like much of a feat but gamers never play 22% of the games they own. It sounds crazy but it's true- think of how many titles are sitting unplayed in your digital library. Of course, if you're going to buy Goat Simulator you are not going to put off on playing Goat Simulator. That would be absurd.
We also have much more stats about goat tongues. Scariest fact? Someone played the game for 57 hours straight. One would hope they fell asleep at the computer a few times, since I assume we would have heard about someone collapsing and dying in front of their computer if that weren't the case.
Green Man Gaming is becoming an increasingly popular retailer and their new Playfire program seems like a good deal for gamers- they pay you to play games, basically, even ones involving goats.
If you haven't played Goat Simulator there's no time like the present, especially with the new 1.1 Patch that will allow you to ride ferris wheels, bicycles, and engage in a little goat parkour.