'Catlateral Damage' Press Release Is Purr-fect: New Launch Trailer Released

By Alex Riviello , Updated May 18, 2015 01:00 PM EDT
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The folks behind the first person cat simulator Catlateral Damage have just sent along perhaps one of the finest press releases we've ever received.

It's part of their push to tell people that the game will be released next Wednesday, May 27 for PC, Mac & Linux, with an Ouya version coming sometime thereafter. Catlateral Damage is as absurdly fun as you'd expect from the title, as everyone saw when their web demo hit during its sucessful Kickstarter campaign. In it you play a cat with a penchant for destruction, and it's your goal to destroy as much of your owner's property as possible, just like real cats. The full game's going to have procedurally generated levels, different playable cats, cat toys, and locations like museums and supermarkets to destroy. 

Here's the glorious full press release:

For Immediate Release

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