Now "XBox" really sounds dirty.
With Microsoft's Internet Explorer is coming to the console, YouPorn (and a few other sites, I'm sure) is more than thrilled that there will be one more way for people to view their product.
Not that I read it or anything, but according to a post on YouPorn's blog:
Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox. Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.
"Taking the Saints deep..." Don't blame me, I didn't write it. And to think, that as a result of this, there's some designer out there who has plans to try and market "interactivity" with Kinect. This will be followed shortly by in-game advertisements from Lubriderm and Kleenex.
When Kotaku asked Microsoft for a comment, Microsft did remind us that they're only "adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default."
It truly is a brave new world. But in all seriousness, I doubt anyone will use their XBox in such a manner. I mean, it's not like gamers are sexually overcharged ogglers, right? Right?
