Saints Row 4 Trophies / Achievements arrive, listed inside

Saints Row 4 won't be upon us for over a month now, and yet, some how, trophies / achievements have managed to make their way into the world.

Exophase, as tradition seems to dictate was the firts to post the details, and all of the trophies / achievements are listed below, as a direct result of their own courtesy. As per usual, potential spoilers apply...

About Time! - Completed 'Welcome Back' and got the gang back together at last.
Actor-Turned-Politician - Completed Keith David's Quests.
And I Ran... - Super Sprinted for 250,000 meters.
Back in the Day - Spent some quality time with your homies from back in the day.
Benjamin [CENSORED] King - Completed Ben's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
Betrayed - Completed 'All Hands On Deck', as if you needed another reason to want to perforate Zinyak.
Better This Way - Customized the style of all the weapons on your radial and hit the Simulation with style.
Blast from the Past - Completed 'A Game of Clones' and defeated shades of the past.
Bouncin' with an Old Friend - Completed Gat's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
Bringin' the Heat - Killed 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.
Chill Out - Froze and Shatter Killed 100 Aliens with the Freeze Blast Super Power.
Destroyer-In-Chief - Completed 'The Saints Wing' and fought the alien invasion as Commander-In-Chief.
Didn't Need to See Him Naked - Completed 'Matt's Back' and rescued Matt in the real world.
Don't Panic - Completed 'The Real World' and escaped the simulation. Now what? 
Don't Look Down - Airborne during Super Jumps for a combined 10 minutes of gameplay. 
Elementary - Customized the elements of all four superpowers. Now you're playing with powers!
Epic Jump Quest - Completed the epic jump quest between the tops of the Three Count and the Nuke Plant. Amazing!
Experimental Tech - Killed 25 enemies with each of the best toys.  
First of Many - Bought your first Upgrade, now you have the action Kung Fu grip!
Fist Meet Ground - Killed 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.
Fourth and Forty - Played Saints Row IV for 40+ hours. Pour one out for your homies!
Ghost in the Machine - Completed 'Power Up CID' and hacked your own CID.
Half Way Home - Completed half of all open world gameplay, let's finish the fight.
Here! Catch! - Killed 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.
How It Should Be - Completed all open world gameplay, Simulated Steelport is yours!
I Am Become Death - Killed 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers. 
Imperator - Completed 'Grand Finale' and ruled the universe with terrible majesty. 
Keymaster - Completed 'Batteries Not Included'. Now you're ready to bring down the Simulation.
Machine Man - Completed CID's Quests and Romance.
Maximum Stopping Power - Completely upgraded one of your weapons. They can't repel firepower of this magnitude!
Ooo A Piece of Candy! - Found 100 Data Clusters in virtual Steelport. There are so many more...
On Her Saint's Secret Service - Completed Asha's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
Paranormal Bromance - Completed Matt's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
Poodle Skirt - Completed 'Hello Teacup' and saved Kinzie from a fate worse than death.
Pounding the Pavement - Killed 150 Aliens with the Stomp Super Power.
Saintified - Created and shared a character online, you're a part of the Saints Row community now!
Saints & Sensibility - Completed 'Grand Finale' with the full help of your homies.
Switch Hitter - You were an equal-opportunity offender.
The Challenge King - Completed all Challenges.
The Face of the Saints - Completed Pierce's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
The Full Kinzie - Completed Kinzie's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
The Two Shaundis - Completed Shaundi's Quests, Loyalty Mission, and Romance.
The Whole Story - Found all Audio Logs.
There Is No Pancakes - Completed 'A Pleasant Day' and ruined your first virtual prison.
Where's My Cape? - Purchased all Super Power upgrades. Super Excellent! 
Woah - Arrived in the Main Simulation and got some Super Powers. 
You Chose... Poorly - Surrendered to the Simulation in the end.
Zero Saints Thirty - Completed 'Zero Saints Thirty' and won the adulation of America.
Zoo Keeper - Killed 25 Wardens. The inmates are running wild.