eSports are getting bigger each year. So is internet porn for that matter, and cheap puns aside for the next five words, the two are coming...wait, no, that's probably not the best word choice here...joining together in what I can only expect will be a very sticky scenario. Because gamers like eating candy, and eating soda. Also, furiously masturbating, but then, don't we all?
Never mind how I found out exactly - OK, it was Orgasm.com, who I'd trust hand and...something...over Fox News as a far more reputable source on Alana's...endeavors...and video games for that matter - but behind the event is self-described "hardcore" gamer and adult film star Alana Evans, who announced the event as the first annual XXX Gamer Tournament, which will take place at a private location in California.
Put down the tissues (and whatever else you're grasping for that matter), it's just a game tournament.
With over 260 film credits and one of the founders of PwnedByGirls, Alana is well versed in both trades. She also writes the Stoned Gamer Blog for High Times magazine.
Alana described the contest in a tweet thusly: "It's about bringing the girls together in a good fun spirit, since there's so much negativity with the competition." Too true, hop onto any multiplayer game like Battlefield 4 or and you'll eventually be met with commands to fill the holes in your body like so many fingers in a bowling ball. Not there's anything wrong with that. Hell, you can make a damn fine living that way.
Playing host of the tournament is fellow gamer and adult actress Jessie Rogers, and a number of other actresses have already signed on to compete, including Penny Lane, Monique Symone, Bellatrix Bliss, and others according to AVN.
Sorry guys, it's a ladies only affair. But you can always watch. The entire tournament will be live streamed, and other actresses and cam girls are encouraged to join in, and even stream gameplay for those outside of California. "lots of prizes for both competitors and viewers," Alana tweeted.
"This is an open opportunity for sexy gamers to come together, have fun, and prove that any girl can be a gamer," said Evans. "A lot of girls claim to the be the best XXX Gamer out there, and this will give them the chance to put their controller where their mouth is!" said Evans.
So many places to take that last quote...
Games that will be included in the tournament so far run the gamut of genres, with Just Dance 2014, Call of Duty: Ghosts, Titanfall, League of Legends, Injustice: Gods Amond Us and Madden 25.
The double X chromosomed are encouraged to send Alana an e-mail or contact her via Tit...pardon, Twitter, if they're interested in joining.
