Conan O'Brien is at it again. We've seen the late night host wax philisophical on Tomb Raider, Slender: The Eight Pages, Grand Theft Auto V, and numerous other games, but this time around, Conan's grappling with WWE 2K14 and a winner-take-all slabberknocker with the Rock.
Highlights include a a description of Sheamus as "Louis C.K. crossed with Bart Simpson," notes on Kane's swagger, and a particularly accurate depiction of Conan in the ring.
And if you want to make your very own Conan in WWE 2K14, Team Coco has provided specs on how to do so. Check 'em out below:
Face: 2
Age: 32
Texture/Color: 2
Hair: 20
Skin Color: Palest Sample Color
Eye type: 1
Eyelashes: 1
Eyebrows: 3
Teeth: 1
Head Height: 50
Head Width: 0
Head Depth: -67
Cranium
Size: 100
Height: 64
Width: -25
Depth: 16
Nose
Size: -49
Height: -100
Width: -53
Length: -34
Nostril H: 0
Nostril W: 0
Depth: -37
Angle: -65
Cheeks
Size: -92
Y-axis: -32
X-axis: -100
Depth: -100
Mouth
Height: 46
Thickness: -56
Width: -73
Depth: 0
Upper lip: -44
Lower lip: -76
Angle: 38
Jaw
Height: 6
Width: -89
Depth: -8
Outline: -86
Upper line: -16
Thickness: -91
Ears
Size: -100
Angle 1: -8
Angle 2: -36
Shape: -40
Eyes
Size: 45
Height: 48
Width: 33
Y-axis: 40
X-axis: 0
Depth: 0
Angle: -71
Forehead
Size: 93
Height: 89
Width: 52
Depth: -3
Eyebrows
Y-axis: 71
Thickness: 81
Depth: 0
Angle: -100
Body
Height: 7' 2" (Max)
Size: 1
Neck
Height: Max
Width: -100
Depth: -100
Chest
Height: -100
Width: -68
Depth: -76
Angle: -80
Traps
All -100
Shoulders
All -100
Abdomen
Height: 100
Width: -100
Depth: -100
Waist
Width: -100
Depth: -100
Arms
Length: 100
Biceps: All -100
Forearms: All -100
Hands: Default
Legs
Length: 100
Thighs: -100
Calves: All -100
Feet: Default
Clothes
Headwear: Nothing
Tops: 20
Jacket: 15
Body Accessories: 2
Bottoms: 37
Boots & Shoes: 44
Menu Screen Pose: 20
Attributes: All Max
Hometown: Boston, Mass
Entrance Attire: Copy ring attire
Cinematic Attire: Copy ring attire
Ring Announcer name: The Superstar
EntranceMotion: Tha Gangsta
Champion Motion: Shadow Boxer
Multi-Title Motion: Default
