Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Releases On Steam Because Scott Cawthon Doesn't Play By Your Rules

By Steve Buja , Updated Mar 03, 2015 01:23 PM EST

Bless you, Scott Cawthon. Bless your dear, IDGAF heart.

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The developer of the horror hit Five Nights At Freddy's has dropped the third entry in the "suddenly, a franchise" series. The first came out last August, while the second hit a few months later in November. Man, Assassin's Creed wishes they could be this fast.

But Scott, where are the interviews, the previews, the trailers, the trailers of trailers? The exclusive Let's Play? The announcement date tease? What about Oculus support? What about pre-order and DLC? Do you have no respect for "the cycle"?

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No. Instead you just release a game in the middle of the night? How can we bitterly disappointed if we don't even have time to anticipate and overanalyze every single g-ddamn piece of footage that comes out?

It's just the best, isn't it?

"Thirty years after Freddy Fazbear's Pizza closed it's doors, the events that took place there have become nothing more than a rumor and a childhood memory, but the owners of "Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction" are determined to revive the legend and make the experience as authentic as possible for patrons, going to great lengths to find anything that might have survived decades of neglect and ruin."

Five Nights At Freddy's 3 is available on Steam right now for $7.99. Don't be surprised if a mobile port hits...I don't know, right now, or on Thursday morning at 3:14 a.m. because wouldn't that just make sense? While I worry about the watering down of the horror with so many sequels in such quick succession, we can't fault Scott for not playing the game but winning it anyways.

I mean, no Kickstarter even? My whole worldview is shattered.

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