Rust: Beware the Penis Brotherhood, Pants-Wearing Heathens [VIDEO]

By Alex Riviello , Updated Feb 06, 2014 01:43 PM EST

Right now in Rust there's a menace spreading around the world. A new religion has sprouted up seemingly overnight that has one goal and one goal only- to see the end of pants. Beware the Penis Brotherhood.

Thanks to the hilarious video below you can see what it's like to become an initiate. There are no real rules to becoming a Penis Brother besides the need to drop your trousers, but beware those who seek to put on pants, accidentally or not, lest they take a shotgun round to the head. After all, just because they're pantless doesn't mean they're going around half-cocked. Thanks to the anatomically correct skins a sighting of the Penis Brotherhood is a remarkable thing indeed. There must be no experience quite like walking through the woods when a dozen pantless men come running up to you, whooping and flapping around, screaming at you to drop your pants and join their brotherhood. Wait till you see their initiation rite...

This is the brainchild of Normal Difficulty, a guy named Matt that's posted tons of great YouTube videos, likely while nude. 

Rust is currently available on Steam for $19.99, a small price to pay for so much naked joy. Enjoy the formation of the Brotherhood: This has to be one of the funniest videos you've seen in a long time.

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